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chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

(via dinostripper)

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

(Source: becausebirds, via dinostripper)

did-you-kno:

JK Rowling was fired from a secretary job because she spent too much time daydreaming and secretly writing about a teenage wizard while she was at work.  Source

did-you-kno:

JK Rowling was fired from a secretary job because she spent too much time daydreaming and secretly writing about a teenage wizard while she was at work.  Source

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via coffeeezombie)

artseke:

artseke:

Hey look a seahorse


I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

artseke:

artseke:

Hey look a seahorse

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

(Source: badwaters, via canadianstuck)

ultrafacts:


College students are the most sleep deprived group of people. Source

Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

College students are the most sleep deprived group of people. Source

Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

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  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

honeyslemon:

because what if

honeyslemon:

because what if

(via annabjorgmans)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via coffeeezombie)

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

(Source: queencitysavior, via keepsgalenasmiling)

MY FINANCES

college-life-crisis:

After working all summer:

After buying textbooks:

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igetje:

femforthought:

queerlilly:

"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them

Always this. Always.

"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"

And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.

fuckin tell ‘em

(via keepsgalenasmiling)

FINALLY SOMEONE GIFFED THIS

(Source: howtobealittlebitch, via keepsgalenasmiling)